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LYRICS to MY PILLOW
In a stupid TV ad a con man proclaimed
“Buy my pillow, my pillow, my pillow!”
If your senses have left you and your brain is maimed
Buy my pillow, my pillow, my pillow!
“Do you take me for stupid, oh Michael?” I cried
“Do you think that my head is quite hollow inside?
“Or is it your opinion that I have no pride?”
"Stuff your Pillow, your pillow, your pillow!"
He thumped on his chest and yelled, “My friend is Trump!”
Singing, “pillow, my pillow, my pillow!”
I told him, “that only means you are a chump,
“Eat your pillow, your pillow, your pillow.”
He tried to remind me I could burn in hell,
He said after all, he’s the mighty Lindell
And he had this strange, useless product to sell:
His pillow, his pillow, his pillow.
Now, I’m feeling quite sure there’s one thing I won’t buy.
It’s “My Pillow, My Pillow, My Pillow.”
Some rubes will fall for it, but surely not I.
My Pillow, My Pillow, My Pillow.
And even if I had spare money to spend
To food banks, my checks I most gladly would send
They will not go up some TV salesman’s rear end!
No My Pillow, My Pillow, My Pillow!