THE LEAST NAUGHTY TOT - a Parody of Feliz Navidad | Don Caron

Parody written and performed by Don Caron Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender SUPPORT Visit https://parodyproject.com/supportus CONTRIBUTE CRYPTO to the PROJECT BTC:              33W8cvkCKupG77ChtTFXeAFmEBCaLcjsBJ ETH:    0x1f36edE7A4F06830D0e3d675776607790a2ce636  SHOP Parody Project Store: https://parodyproject.com/shop PATRONAGE To become a Patron of Parody Project please visit our Patreon Page https://www.patreon.com/parodyproject MAILING LIST (Never Shared) https://parodyproject.com/subscribe/ LYRICS to THE LEAST NAUGHTY TOT The least naughty tot The least naughty tot Here’s to the least naughty tot Prospero Año y Felizidad I know you’re hoping for a Merry Christmas The season known for everyday accismus The kids are hard to hold at bay come Christmas ‘Cause they think they are so smart The geese globally bought To roast in the pot Well-mannered or not Were probably nicer than your child So stories were writ The kids to outwit And make them submit To being-have and not so wild The season of many tales and fictions They’re fabricated to avoid the frictionsRelieve the parents of their worst afflictions All those kids who won’t be nice I’m gonna spill all the beans ‘bout Christmas Naughty nice and that sort business You can haul in the gifts on Christmas If you get the right advice The least naughty tot Will hit the jackpot Or so they’ve been taught Year after year in Christmas lore The least snotty tot Stands out from the lot The one never caught And that gives them the higher score So here’s a secret for you kids ‘bout Christmas No Santa sees into your private business No naughty-nice list gets checked for Christmas Just ignore that for a start ‘Cause no one see’s all the stuff you’re doing There is no access to that sort of viewing All the mischievous kerfuffle brewing Is just you doing your part The least naughty tot is prob’ly a snot and not who you thought So let it go to be forgot The least naughty tot The least naughty tot Here’s to the least naughty tot Prospero Año y Felizidad ABOUT THE SOURCE MUSIC "Feliz Navidad" is a Christmas song written in 1970 by Puerto Rican singer-songwriter José Feliciano. With its simple, heartfelt lyrics—the traditional Spanish Christmas/New Year greeting "Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad" ("Merry Christmas, a prosperous year and happiness") followed by (in English) "I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart"—has become a Christmas classic and has gained enormous popularity around the world. Feliciano says he recorded the song while feeling homesick at Christmas, missing his family in New York City and his extended family farther afield as he sat in a studio in Los Angeles. He remembered celebrating Christmas Eve with his brothers, eating traditional Puerto Rican foods, drinking rum, and going caroling. "It was expressing the joy that I felt on Christmas and the fact that I felt very lonely," he told NPR in December 2020. "I missed my family, I missed Christmas carols with them. I missed the whole Christmas scene." Feliciano's 1970 recording of "Feliz Navidad" (in which he plays both an acoustic guitar and a Puerto Rican cuatro) is one of the most downloaded and aired Christmas songs in the United States and Canada. It was also recognized by ASCAP as one of the top 25 most played and recorded Christmas songs around the world. The original version of "Feliz Navidad" first charted on any of the US Billboard music charts more than two decades after it was recorded, first on the Adult Contemporary chart on the week ending January 3, 1998 (reaching No. 18), and then on the Radio Songs chart the following week (reaching No. 70). Two years later, on the week ending January 8, 2000, the song re-entered the Billboard Adult Contemporary chart at a new peak of No. 12.