2 - One Last Hope For Fallout 4 - The Vidya Playground - /v/ the Musical 3

https://vthemusical.bandcamp.com/ Based on: One Last Hope - Disney's Hercules Anon: I'm too jaded to fall for your bullshit again, Todd. Todd: But if I don't make a succesful video game, I'll never live up to the legacy of the elder scrolls. Anon: Hold it! You made Elder Scrolls, right? [laughter] Elder Scrolls. THE Elder Scrolls. You made that? [laughter] Daggerfall? Oblivion? Even fucking Redguard? [laughter] STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM [laughter] Todd: It's the truth! Anon: Puh-lease! [Music starts] So you wanna sell your vidya, Todd? Well, whoop-de-doo I have seen big titles suck before from studios just like you Each and every one a disappointment bought, still waiting for an ointment So much for excuses With Todd, everybody loses Asking me to pre-order, to pay? My answer is two words [Gaben sends a steam sale] - okay Todd: You mean you'll do it? You won't be sorry, Anon! So when are you preordering? Can you preorder now? Anon: You win, oh Gaben, Oy Vey I'd given up hope that one game would come along a game that would make me Smile just like Donkey Kong the kind that wins trophies no goddamn DLC - at least make the mods free But nooo - I get the shovelware! I've been in the wasteland pal, my ambition gone the game looks like it was meant for the PS One So few dialogue choices and a whooping two voices man fuck all those noises and oooh, there goes my money I'm looking for a game and I hope it's you Though, Todd, it doesn't look like a sequel, true I've bought enough blunders that got bad reviews You're my one last hope So you'll have to do [Rule Number 6: When rescuing a damsel, you are reinforcing the patriarchy] [Rule Number 95, kid: Auto aim!] [Rule Number 96: hacks!] Publishers released their ports and ended up a mockery don't believe their lies that they post on all their blogs, you see To make a good game, Todd, is a dying art Like painting a masterpiece It's a work of heart It needs a good engine, companions and friendship, otherwise your game is gonna blooooow - I HOPE YOU RIKE IT I'm down to one last game and my last purchase before I pirate and join the MASTER RACE My Cash is on you, Todd this better not suck Give me some good quests Writing that's the best You're my one last hope and Todd it's up to youuu