ANTI YOUTUBE Solstice Special

**EDIT** COMPETITION NOW CLOSED AS 10k SUBS NOW REACHED! So to reiterate the competition terms. I need you to provide me with two letters. The first is your guess at what the first letter of the first name of the 10,000th subscriber to my channel will be, the second is the first letter of the sound I say after the second 'k'. If any of you don't get it I will order winner accordingly: closest to letter 2 then closest to letter 1 and if more than one of you get it right I will give the reward to the person who posted earliest. Post your acronym in the comments section below and I will come and find you, wherever you are in the world for a cup of tea with an arm full of goodies! Good luck! (and sorry again about the video)