Axis's Revenge: Mac singing Still Alive (Portal theme)

I was using my new MacBook Pro one day, when suddenly my old PowerBook G4 turned itself on and started singing 'Still Alive', the theme from Portal. I guess it's jealous of the MacBook Pro, and, having had a taste of stardom in my 'A Laptop Like You' video, it didn't want to take its final bow just yet. Okay, actually I finally got around to teaching my Macs to sing 'Still Alive' using some software I wrote to generate TUNE commands for the built-in Mac speech synthesis. You can read more about that (and download an mp3) at http://is.gd/b5Gu4 I wanted to make a video for it that was more exciting than a picture of a Mac not looking like it was doing much. Being lazy, I threw something together using footage from the aforementioned Laptop Like You video and a couple of other videos I've made, along with some random photos I've taken over the years, and as little new footage as possible. The 'I Feel Fantastic' video shown is for another of Jonathan Coulton's songs. It is by blackcatbonifide, and it can be found here: http://is.gd/b41yO Other footage came from these videos: A Laptop Like You: http://is.gd/b439w Coffee pavlova recipe: http://is.gd/b43eI LHC startup: http://is.gd/b43jD The song at the end is my 'Cyborg remix' of Jonathan Coulton's 'The Future Soon'. You can download it from http://wp.me/pcDRQ-aj I found out after uploading this that the Still Alive UltraStar file I used was not actually created entirely by Spektugalo, just found and perfected by him. So sorry and thanks to whoever else I should have credited. I put an Acme Klein bottle next to the PowerBook in one part for the additional geek factor, but the spiteful PowerBook pushed it off the table while I was moving some things around. So this video is dedicated to my poor, broken Klein bottle, who I hope is enjoying an afterlife in an a more comfortable number of dimensions. In case the speech synthesis makes the words difficult to understand (there is one part which I wish I could redo, but I can't find where I put the file) here they are: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the science gets done and you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD I got burned. Think of all the things we learned For the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE. Haha. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's science to do. When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run there is research to be done On the people who are still alive And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I feel fantastic and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive. Still alive Still alive