Battle of the Amazons (1973)

Full review: http://girlswithguns.org/battle-of-the-amazons/ It's startling to think that when this came out, this merited not only a theatrical release in the United States, but a review from perhaps the most respected critic of our time, the late Roger Ebert. Needless to say, it didn't end well for the film, but Ebert tearing apart a film is still fun to read. I particularly liked the line, "There are spears and bows and arrows and swords, which suggests early times, but then again all of the women on both sides are fresh from the hair dryer. They also exhibit impressive technical advances in the art of brassiere-design." Yeah, welcome to The Magnificent Seven - only set in a vaguely Greco-Roman era, with a tribe of rather vicious Amazons the antagonists.