Bobby Marchan - (Ain't No Reason) For Girls to Be Lonely

Bobby Marchan - "(Ain't No Reason) For Girls to Be Lonely" 1968, Gamble [G-216] / Action [ACT 4533] (I transcribed the lyrics as best as I could hear them. Feel free to suggest corrections) I'ma tell alllll you girls that's always complainin' That you can't get-- or talkin' about you lost-- some old man... Well set yourself on down, honey, and listen to the advice of Bobby Marchan! Ha ha ha, whoa, I sure got something to tell y'all right now... Come on back here, Mary Lou, this goes for you too... Now girls, have you ever thought that your beauty just wasn't up to par? Well, don't you know beauty don't come from nowhere but out of the jar? Ain't no reason for girls to be lonely no more! Ha ha, I ain't lying! Now I know Joe Tex done gave a whole lot of you skinny-gammed girls out there a complex-- Why, he made you feel so bad you just don't know what to put on next. Well, show them legs, girls! Don't be afraid! Don't ever feel shame 'cause of the way that you was made. Ain't no reason for girls to be lonely no more! (Ain't no reason for some man looking that ugly neither!) They got wigs, false eyelashes made especially for you.. If that don't work, ain't no sweat, They got a lotta more tricks you can use... Ain't no reason for girls to be lonely no more! I ain't lyyyying! I want y'all to listen to what I'm talking about now-- They got wigs, false eyelashes made especially for you (ha ha)... If that don't work, ain't no sweat, They got a whole ton of tricks you can use... Ain't no reason for girls to be lonely no more! And ain't no reason for going down there looking through your ugly lens, neither. I ain't lying! Honey, they got wigs for $3.98... They got mini skirts-- hee hee hee hee hee... They got fingernails! Ha ha... Now you know there ain't...