Call me Maybe Parody (I Hate Speed Dating)

A parody of the completely over-played hit 'Call Me Maybe' by Carly Rae Jepsen. Music: Song: Call Me Maybe Instrumental Credits: The River - Good Charlotte Ft. M.Shadows I own no rights to any of the pictures, music, or clips in this video. I only did the vocals and the lyrics =P Copyright goes to the respective owners. Link to Soundcloud (Download available): http://soundcloud.com/stradagee/call-me-maybe-parody Lyrics I was out walking alone So tired of being on my own I felt so sad I could moan But that would be creepy Then near the place where I dine I saw a speed dating sign By chance I hopped in the line And then I took my seat That's when I saw her 1 tooth, hair was not done Wait, too late I can't run WHERE YA THINK YA GOIN' BABY? Hey, I just met you And this is craz--aokjf;aesjalej Grab my inhaler And come and save me You probably shouldn't smoke After 80 Oh what do you know You're just a baby! I'll try to be nice With careful phrasing... But I think I need a Slightly younger lady Then gimme 10 bucks To play my scratch-offs Um, okay I guess? Call me later, honey ;D It wasn't going so well Time after time it would fail My Skin was turning so pale Why can't things go my way? So close to calling it quits when suddenly I got hit A girl decided to sit Right in front of me Her eyes were glowing Slim, trim, cleavage showing No way of me knowing THAT THIS GIRL WAS ****ING CRAZY! Hey, nice to meet you My name is Hailie I really like you CAN I HAVE UR BABIEZ?! I just don't see a point In simply dating So be my martian And just come invade me Kay, what the hell dude? Act like a lady How bout instead we Just go roller blading Can that make me pregnant? I don't think skating Can get girls pregnant Then **** you I'm leaving Joanna, Kimberley, Po, Annabel, and Mazie They're all so crazy They're all so cray crazy What is it with speed dating chicks They're all so crazy They're all so crazy Somebody please save me That's when I saw her The perfect lady I knew that one day She'd be my baby Hey I just met you And it sounds shady But could you and me Possibly start dating Blind, deaf, and stupid But that's okay cuz I'm not that great at Conversations anyway So we got married And life is crazy We have 3 children: Ooo Ooo, AHH, and Stacy She's great with her hands If you know what I mean ;D So the message here is: Helen Keller was freakin' hot