COMING SOON - The Onion News Network @ Parker Playhouse Sun. March 10, 2013

Giving new meaning to "journalistic excellence," The Onion has grown from a student newspaper to a major "news" network with 2 million readers per week of their in-print headlines alone and over 40 million webpage views per month. They have been described as "arguably the most popular humor periodical in world history" by The New Yorker and have won the Webby Awards on 23 occasions based on their online publication. The Onion brings humor and intellect into every live engagement and this exclusive Florida engagement is no exception - tackling the important stories which most won't dare to cover, such as "Drugs Win Drug War" and "Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job." Brace yourselves for witty, gut-busting & controversial topics pertaining to South Florida crafted specially for this show! PLUS -- special guest opening act returning to his hometown just for this show, one of South Florida's most revered stand-up comedians, - Adrian Mesa. VIP tickets includes after-show meet & greet, complimentary food and beverage, commemorative gift & optional autograph