Dark Souls 2: The ZeroLenny Spicy Mod

DOWNLOAD HERE: https://www.nexusmods.com/darksouls2/mods/824 "I don't think it's much longer!" Cried ZeroLenny to Impostor Lenny. It had been 3 weeks since the two began their assent up Spice Rock Mountain and they have almost made it. The two had gone through all of their supplies and knew turning back now would result in death. The only way was forward. "What makes you think it's up here?" Yelped Impostor Lenny "Trust me on this one you dumb cunt, I just know it!" The Howling winds crashed into the side of the mountain peak. Looking down revealed the infamous Dogma Woods which had claimed the lives of many adventurers. Weeks prior the two were the first to make it through by the use of Impostor Lenny talking at the monsters and them just fucking off out of boredom. ZeroLenny shouted: "Have you got any estus left!" There was a pause. "Fresh out..." Replied Impostor Lenny under a sighing breath. "Damn.... I didn't want to do this...." ZeroLenny and Impostor Lenny were just mere inches away from the peak, but the climbing equipment showed signs of breaking, and any more would surely mean the plunge back down into Dogma Woods. "... I'm going to have to ask you to take my dress off." "you what?" "no come on we can use it as a sling to get to the peak of this mountain!" "no am not stripping you down youre above me im gonna get a right view of your cock and balls" "first time youd have seen some mate cant see youre own whey whey" After a reluctant 5 minutes. Impostor Lenny agreed. "hahahhahahaha lmfaooo lenny you gay as fuck my guy" ZeroLenny instantly leaped to the top of the peak without the aid of the dress. "What in the fuck was that?!?!" "Yeah i just wanted me cock to be the last thing you'll ever see" ZeroLenny stamped on Impostor Lenny's clawing fingertips sending him hurdling back down the mountain towards the woods. As soon as Lenny took a single step on the peak, the winds suddenly stopped. Rich blue skies filled the snow filled landscape as beams of sunlight lit up the peak. At the very top a pedestal stood. With a slow, firm stride, ZeroLenny walked up to the pedestal to take his prize. Upon closer inspection the pedestal housed a small, unassuming box. ZeroLenny stood in-front of it puzzled. he had been told that the mountain top housed lost treasures beyond anyones wildest dreams, but here he stood, with a small, crude box to show. He sighed, and opened the box. The box did not disappoint. The contents of the box have been a mystery to mankind for 32 years. Some say it was an ancient power, some say an immortal elixir, and some ZeroLenny did not even bring it down the mountain as he knew it was too powerful. The artefact faded into obscurity, then tales, then myths. then like 4 mins later zerolenny was like acutally lmao fuck it im bored now and then he just released the contents to the world. "Dark Souls 2: The ZeroLenny Spice Mod."