Dear Tall Women - MGTOW

Dear Tall Women - MGTOW MGTOW Mystery Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSzRAzSfuhI Hi Everyone Sandman Here, This video is brought to you by a reoccuring Paypal donation from Adrien. He didn't have a specific topic so I thought I'd do another one of my dear woman videos because many of your guys seem to like them. So without any fanfare here it is. Dear tall women, I know that many of your are forced to date down. See what I did there? Date down because your so tall. Can someone please laugh and throw me a friggin bone here? The average guy has to stand on a milk crate to give it to you from the caboose end. Either that or a stack of phone books. But you can easily slip and break your neck standing on those. Besides they don't even make phone books anymore so you'll have to borrow them from your dead grandmother. Ironically it should be easier for you to monkey branch to other men when you're in a relationship because you have longer arms but in actuality if you monkey branch it will have to be down a branch. As a tall woman you thirst for tall men the way that depends have the thirst to be soiled by old people. But unfortunately everywhere you look you see guys over six feet tall with women from the Philippines that are barely five foot tall. If only your parents hobbled your legs the way that Annie did in misery they wouldn't have gotten so long and you'd have more dating options. No matter how many times I go on Tinder there you are, saying that you're looking for a man that's at least as tall as you but you're six feet tall and not as good looking as the women that are five foot five. So you're stuck prowling the bars and the internet hoping to find a man that's just as tall as you. But you don't understand that men like neotenous women, meaning that they are youthful and have young features. Height doesn't happen to be one of those features unless those men are gay and they want you to lose fifty pounds to put on their fashion styles and walk down a runway. Unfortunately for you losing that much weight is impossible because you're big boned. If you want to see what happens to older, taller women than all you need to do is watch the film Home Alone 2 Lost in New York. The woman inthe park is tall and all she does is feed the pigeons. Nikola Tesla was a tall person that used to hang out in that park. He's a ghost going his own way now so even he wouldn't get together with you even though you both share a love of pigeons. What do you say? My words are just too damn much drama for you. I thought all women enjoyed drama and that women are addicted to the two d's. Drama and something else which I can't mention here without having this video demonitised. Also the reason that many guys don't want to day you is because you're big and potentially unstable. Most men don't need that kind of drama in their lives from an unstable six foot tall woman that could probably beat them up. You're like the Jolly Green Giant except you're not Jolly. More like Molly the Mean Giant standing in a field full of Prozac pills shovelling them into her pie hole to cure her depression because all the good tall men are gone. So what's tall Tammy supposed to do except go to Basketball games and hope that dunking Tyrone pays them some attention? 10 images licensed and paid for through BigStock.com. All image licenses are available upon request.