Doctor (Monster med school parody)

This one's for all our med school homies out there Wanna be a doctor That's why we all flocked here To medical school to be that Hippocratic rock star Future disease fighters, got our pens and highlighters Bring on those exams, we ain't scared of all-nighters Flippin' through my Netter's all fast and furious Wanna learn about the body cuz I'm bio-curious Cuz that's what a baller med student do Every day readin' pathology like deja vu Learn complement and cytokines, then go back and review Memorizing muscarinics while our debt accrue And I'm all up all up all up in the lab with my knife and scrubs, And I don't like formaldehyde but my cadaver does Staying up to cram, I need IV caffeine Got a thousand mnemonics and every one is obscene Histamine in my head cuz my mind is inflamed Yeah I study so much that my brain got necrosis Gotta stay hard like fibrosis, sclerosis Hope I don't end up with some neurosis, psychosis Hunched over our tables like kyphosis I be gettin' sick of this like toxicosis Assignments aggregate around me like I'm thromboxane The notes don't stop, professors makin' it rain Med school is bradykinin, it be givin' me pain I'm agitated, my S-Ts are elevated Exam tomorrow, we're gonna be annihilated We're motivated to help the sick and isolated But for now we need the practice so prepare to be palpated Dope goals, those are frontal lobar So hope, go far, run the OR Brains growin' like a zygote, guess who's got a white coat, Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I'm gonna be a doctor!