[DSParodies] Smash Gout - All Star

DOWNLOAD MP3 HERE - http://bit.ly/SmashGout The UNOFFICIAL theme song of DakrSydePhil. Give me bits and cheers to keep the channel afloat okay? *snort* Vocals: Derek "Dere-kotsu" Crawley Lyrics: Derek "Dere-kotsu" Crawley & Hitler's day at salon(via Discord) Follow me-REE! https://www.twitch.tv/derekotsu https://www.twitter.com/derekotsu LYRICS: Somebody once told me that Youtube’s got that money To help me when my job laid me off. I was looking kinda stout with my cowboy hat and gout As my e-begging started to takeoff Well, the bits start coming and they don't stop coming Thanks to those fools that I can keep on slumming Didn’t make since why my views are low My streams are great but my critics are slow It’s about MEE, it’s about REE So support the world of D-S-P! I’ll never shine if you don't pay You gotta pay me tons, Okay? [Chorus] Hey, now, I’m an All Star! Got my fourth place at EVO Hey, now, I’m a Twitch Star! Got to prestream my woes! And those pity bits are gold Managed Partnerships break the mold It's a good month but you can make it better I’m pleading for money like a street light beggar But the SoK and their minions Pushing out lies and their poisoned opinions The morons think they can damage me But BrightSideViking’s here with his money. And not just him. I’ve got more! That's the way I like it and I'll never get poor. [Chorus] [Insert Phil Quotes here during instrumental] [Chorus] Somebody once asked why I jerked off right on cam I need to report you and shut down your streams. It’s my leg, I was scratching You’re so fucking dumb for even asking And you need to get with the pro-gram Well, the bits start coming and they don't stop coming Thanks to those fools that I can keep on slumming Didn’t make since why my views are low My streams are great but my critics are slow It’s about MEE, it’s about REE So support the world of D-S-P! I’ll never shine if you don't pay You gotta pay me tons, Okay? [Chorus] And those pity bits are gold Managed Partnerships break the mold.