Fuck Nazis

It's the Jews' fault. All of it. Lose a war? Jews. Country in a massive economic depression? Jews. Can't escape this overwhelming feeling of powerlessness and futility? Jews. Michael Jackson die? Jews. Step in some dog crap? Jew dog. It's all simple. The only effective weapon against the Jewish threat is the righteous Aryan nations rallying under Adolf Hitler. Hitler is awesome and Hitler will solve all your problems. Nazis founded a political ideology of and Antisemitism, Anticommoonism and far right doctrine that on paper sounded utterly retarded. Adolf Hitler was an ¨Austrian who saw an opportunity for an easy rise to wealth in the growing but still small National Socialist party of Germany. His plan was simple - just put a socialist brand on what amounted to corporate fascism, and it was an easy sell to Germany! He dropped out of art school, slept until three in the afternoon every day, and threw temper tantrums if you tried to wake him up. In 1944 the Allied troops invaded and pwned the Germans in France then they pressed forward toward Germany and in 1945 the Soviets surrounded Berlin and were looking to zerg rush on the Reichstag. Things were not looking good for our Hitler. Legend has it that Hitler decided that he'd rather die married than die gay. So he married his cousin (Eva Braun) and then committed suicide like the little emo bitch he was. In reality, being the angst-ridden man-child that he was, he killed himself ten days after his birthday because some of his friends didn't show up at his party at the YMCA. It also may have helped that the Russians were about one block away from where he was hiding, and they were hankerin' for a Hitler lynching. Hitler wasn't even German. He was Austrian. He actually wanted to become an artist. If Hitler was alive today and saw his followers he'd shoot himself again. That, plus they're mostly a bunch of drunken idiots who are absolutely convinced that they are 100% right and will quite loudly tell you how right they are. They often fail to realize that racism as a learned behavior, not a deep-seated biological survival instinct, and presenting them with any genetic and racial science newer then 1965 will cause them to promptly shit brix and go into a fit of Righteous Aryan Rage. Modern day Nazis get their culture by listening to a lot of White Power Rock'n'Roll. Never mind the fact that rock'n'roll is essentially African-American folk music borrowed by the White Man, and that "borrowing" something from another culture is the definition of multiculturalism and that Hitler devoted an entire chapter of Mein Kampf describing how the degradation of Aryan culture would lead to the extinction of the White Man. Often modern Nazis will tell you how they are not about hate. Because trying to form an All-White purified European culture is all about love and tolerance. Point of the story is that Nazis and the Fascist, White Supremacist movement is probably the most low life, idiotic, brainwashing ideology out there. Not only is it a complete failure of an ideology but its plan out retarded. Mindless drones that what Nazis are. FUCK NAZIS AND FASCISTS!