Giant Robot Spider Defeats Dragon & Advances on ME!

Taking a day off from Climate Change, I was chasing a giant fire-breathing dragon (Long Ma, Chinese for Long Horse) through the streets of The Market in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. Much to my surprise, a giant spider (Koa, Chinese for spider) appeared, chasing off the dragon and advancing on my position. I beat a hasty retreat, barely avoiding being crushed and venomed by the spider.