Howard Stern Show - NAMBLA Man

The classic NAMBLA Man song parody. I'm not sure what year this was originally written. Lord I was born a NAMBLA man, try to get young boys naked if I can. I like to touch his little parts, the ones that don't get tan. I was born a NAMBLA man. I hang around beaches in my speedo, the boys can see that I'm a well-hung guy. I take one back to my place for love that's real neato, I put my face between his [Stupid tom Edit]. Oh I was born a NAMBLA man, sonny won't you get into my shiny van. It's loaded with Nintendo games, it's all part of the plan, I'm a crafty NAMBLA man You want to play game? Catch it - look, it grows! Now it's my turn. I've got a paunch, I'm bald and 47, but boys love me for what they find inside. Let's go on a camping trip, I'll be in pervert heaven, bend over boy and [Stupid tom Edit]. Yes, I was born a NAMBLA man, I'm in a club that Moms and Dads would like to ban. But I have feelings lesser folks would never understand, I'm proud to be a NAMBLA man I like you, you're cute. I put you in movies, Do you like candy? I have candy right there in my pocket - yes, reach it. yes, ah, that's it, it's chocolate, you want me to put chocolate on you? No, down there, there's chocolate for you.