I'm Sitting Next To Estella

Sam Tedaldi dazzles in the staged reading of "Standardized Testing - The Musical!!!!" March 28th and 29th, 2008 Standardized Testing - The Musical!!!! Book, Music and Lyrics by Sam Willmott Directed by Rob Heller Music Direction by Mark Barber Copyright 2008 "I'm Sitting Next to Estella" Who sat me next to Estella? Who thought that this was a truly excellent plan? I'm just a little uncomfortable. Though I'm trying hard to drop it and concentrate, I don't think I can. We are both sharing a bubble. When she erases, she shakes the table I'm at. I think that I'm a good citizen, But somehow I get penalized anyway Look where I got sat. She was involved with this man who smoked and snorted. But then he got himself deported. So the rumors say. I hear that she's used the chem lab to get kinky. Not only is it stinky but it's occupied all day. Who sat me next to Estella? This girl has single-handedly clogged the rumor mill. I'm three feet from the pasty hand That's touched each boy in marching band. I need a shield or umbrella 'Cause I'm sitting next to Estella. She had this boyfriend and we were all elated When he was reincarcerated. Yeah, she likes 'em rough. I heard she necked with some stranger on the Metro. He said he was a hetero and I guess that that's enough. Who sat me next to Estella? Who asked for my permission? What waiver did I sign? I cannot lie, I'm scared as crap I'll get the herp or catch the clap Or maybe contract salmonella 'Cause I'm sitting next to Estella. I can't abide the added stress. I'm under way too much duress 'Cause I could not have studied less And every answer is a guess And I'm totally stopped in my tracks by number 23. (She looks at Estella's answer) It's C? It's C! Who sat me next to Estella? Guess I forgot to mention she's uber-crazy-smart! And so what if she's full of scuzz? She aces tests like no one does! Who sat me next to Estella? If you sat me next to Estella? Thank you from the bottom of my heart! Aah!