J Pee, desperate for sex, decides to hit the town. But his quest to get laid lands him in a bit of an unexpected mess.
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J Pee created by Jesse Pepe
MYSTERY GIRL
Lyrics by: Jesse Pepe
Music by: Dalton Day
Directed by: Jesse Pepe
Cinematographer: Alasdair Martin
Produced by: Maddie McGuire, Jesse Pepe
Music Production: Danny Eldridge
Starring: Jesse Pepe, Dalton Day, Jackie Lee, Dylan Rourke, Blake Murray
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LYRICS:
Met a girl last night at the bar
Love at first sight, but not with my heart
With my penis
Haven’t had sex in a long ass time
Then we locked eyes, and I was like Oh Yeah
It’s going down, I can feel it
I approached the bartender to buy a beverage for this lady
Asked her girl what are you drinking?
She said tonight I’ll drink your babies
I said goddamn girl you’re dirty
She said I don’t believe in flirting
I’d rather break the ice real quick
After all, I’m trynna break your dick.
Holy shit
Mystery Girl this is crazy
You are one straight forward lady
Never met a girl like you
Are you going through a dry spell too?
Mystery Girl I can’t wait
To take you home and copulate
You’re making this so easy for me to do
Thank you
She beat me at pool, then she beat me at darts
Then she took me to the bathroom to beat me off
I told her I was scared to death
She told me she had no gag reflex
I told her this could end quite badly
She told me she wasn’t wearing panties
I told her I was out of practice
She said just wait till you see how tight this ass is
She whispered let’s go back to your place
You better make it quick
I wanna get thrown on your bed punished with that dick
We got back, she poured some jack
And made me shoot it down
Wanted me to get relaxed and ready
For our trip to pound town
Oh it’s my favorite town!
Mystery Girl what’s happening
I am feeling really sleepy
Who are these two big strong men
That just walked through my door
Mystery Girl is this an orgy?
I wish that you would have warned me
Can we all discuss logistics?
Before I pass out on the floor?
I don’t recall what happened next
Really hope that we had sex
Was I great? Did I get you off?
Did I accidentally play with someone’s cock?
Waking up here was a shock, I’ll say
Did we all have shower gangbang?
I’m devastated that you left
I was going to make you breakfast
Ohhh. Shit. Now I get this.
Mystery Girl you got me good
Took advantage of my wood
Thought you wanted to fuck me, not fuck me over
I misunderstood
Mystery Girl can we rewind?
I don’t think we did this right.
You said you’d get my dick wet
But this isn’t what I had in mind
Mystery Girl this shitty
I just wanted to see some titty
Didn’t want to wake up in an ice tub with no kidneys
Mystery girl it’d be great
If you could facilitate
A paramedic or maybe two
It’s the least you could do