MAR ROXAS - MACHO MAN - PUTANG INA

MAR ROXAS SENADOR P.I. 2 The professional heckler Did you hear what Sen. Mar Roxas said on radio today? Roxas said his expletive-laced speech last Friday was addressed to the situation, and not to President Arroyo. Isnt that worse? Kawawa na nga ang sitwasyon ng mga Pilipino, puputang-inahin mo pa? Anong klaseng palusot naman yun? Reports say Sen. Mar Roxas has refused to apologize for his outburst last Friday. When Tessie Aquino-Oreta heard this, she said, Hayaan nyo na. Ako nga inabot ng apat na taon eh. Rumors have it Sen. Mar Roxas is changing his alias soon: from Mr. Palengke to Mr. Palengkera. Yet another rumor says Mar Roxas has changed his campaign battle cry. It used to be Oras na, Roxas na! Now, its Roxas na! Tang-ina! And Korina Sanchez? According to the grapevine, Mar Roxas rumored girlfriend is having sleepless nights. You know why? Because prior to that Friday rally, people would often ask her, Boyfriend mo ba yong si Mar Roxas? Now theyre asking, Sure ka bang si Mar Roxas ang boyfriend mo? Hindi ba si Mon Tulfo? And if that wasnt bad enough, listen to this. This morning, someone sent Korina a letter that says, Dear Ate Koring, Please tell Mar that I want him to appear on my show as a guest co-host. Nababagay siya don. (Signed) Bro. Eli Soriano. Finally havent you noticed? Manny Villar is so quiet these days? I heard hes really enjoying the uploaded Putang ina video of Mar Roxas on YouTube. To give you an idea how entertained Villar was, he is reportedly planning to upload a similar video making it a double upload. __________ True remorse is never just a regret over consequence; it is a regret over motive. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotics Notebook, 1960 Comments : 10 Comments » Tags : charter change, elis soriano, korina sanchez, makati rally, manny villar, mar roxas, mon tulfo, philippine politics, political humor, professional heckler, putang ina, tessie aquino-ore