Men in Tights!

Something the guys whipped up for the Madrigal Dinner. I had my Mom film it and she is to technology as Amish is to electricity, so the camera work is pretty static to say the least, and a couple guys on the left end got cut out of the frame (Sorry!), as did our entrance. The lighting isn't very good, but we were in a High School Gymnasium that was almost completely lit by nothing but candle light. If you look, you can see me on the right with my hair pulled back for most of the video. Script: Two groups of guys wearing cloaks come through the area chanting "Piesu domine, dona es requiem." and hitting themselves in the head with textbooks as a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. They get in two lines and drop the textbooks down VERY noisily . Jester: Hey! I know these guys! They are the monks of the east! (*Or something of that nature*). Wait, you're not the monks of the east... who are you!? Guys: *Throw off cloaks* We're men! We're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights. (Video cut in right about here) We're men! We're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right! We may look like sissies, But watch what you say or else we'll put punch out your lights! We're men! We're men in tights. Always on guard defending the people's rights! *form a line* *La-Las to the Can-Can theme for a bit.* We're men, manly men! We're men in tights! Yes! We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men! We're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right! We may look like pansies, But don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights! We're men! We're men in tight, TIGHT, tights! Always on guard defending the people's rights! When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights! WE'RE BUTCH! *flex* *screaming girls come in and grab the cloaks and books* Mount up! *Men in tights mount on their invisible horses and ride off stage with two coconut halves clanking in the background as another reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The front row goes forward and the back row goes backwards and they ride out.