Miss Jamaica

Miss Universe contest! Here's some of the dialog: HOST: Maxeen, tell me about your outfit. MAXEEN: Well dis ah one, ariginal artical outfit dis ya. HOST: Maxeen, what would you do if you became Miss Universe? TRANSLATOR: Im waa knowww, wuh di first ting yaah do if yaah win dis ting. MAXEEN: Lemme tell yuh, first ting right! Dis, dis contest ah one eediate bizniss dis ere. Dem ah surround me wit a bunch ah maaga maaga white gyal, who naah eat noting but raatid Sahlad. An mi c'ar fine nuh oxtail an no rice & peas nnoo place. An mi tired ah dis eediate bloodclaat white bwoy ah ask mi... dis eediate bloodclaat white bwoy ah ask me mi bizniss yuh know, yuh muss tell im fih g'weh... bumbuhclaat! (Their facial reactions kill me every time i watch this)