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Original song: Nicki Minaj - Starship
Parody lyrics: Me!
Thanks for watching!!!! I love you all!!! Stay magical :) Also I am aware that it looks like my head was cut off in this video. I solemnly swear it was not because of a rogue bludger destroying my face, but because I have really poor webcam aiming skillz.
let's got to Hogwarts warts
take the train today
the hat'll say, say
what's it gonna say
potions drink, clink, see the green light
those snitches, harry, will start to fly by
expecto patronum, Lupin gets it on
it's your home, yes, Hogwarts is your home
the prophecy? just go play Quidditch
you'll fly on your Nimbus and catch that darn snitch
you're Gryffindor, dor
Trelawney's in a trance
there's dementors, tors
from Azkaban
fight Voldemort, mort
you'll have another chance
with Dumbledore
and you're his man
broomsticks were meant to fly
wands up, lumos the sky
he can't love, so he will die
he can't have eternal life
broomsticks were meant to fly
wands up, lumos the sky
can't live, while the other survives
hand hurts, you must not tell lies
block all those hoopty hoopty hoops
Ron does that
and the Dark Lord killed his friends this month
he loves that
he kills who he wants, he kills who he likes
spare his life, or see the green light
Riddle, Riddle's who you are
now everybody let me hear you say his name
it's Voldemort, don't be afraid fraid fraid
and if you're Muggle born it's your fate fate fate
my name's Weasley Sweaters, but you can call me Kate Kate Kate...
save Hogwarts, warts
it's Neville's chance
he gets the sword sword
he's such a BAMF
broomsticks were meant to fly
wands up, lumos the sky
at King's Cross, you kinda died
let's read that one more time
starkids were meant to fly
wands up, lumos the sky
potterheads will all unite
this fandom never dies
the phoenix was meant to fly
wands up, lumos the sky
can't stop, I'll read all night
I'll read them one more time