You can thank Baertaffy for starting these diss tracks off, oh god.
WARNING: Lots of inside jokes - you've been warned.
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LYRICS
Why hello fellow gamers
It's f**king indeimau-5
Heard some drama going down
N' frankly that's where I thrive
But let's be honest on this platform, it's the only way to survive
and I hot my sights on a little podcast named Roundtable Live
But Firstly, let me tell you a little bit about myself
I'm not the wisest guy
I managed to make my channel die
In the blink of an eye, you wanna know why?
All I did was created nothing but Dark Souls Top Fives
Honestly I give it a year and I'll be back flipping burgers at the local Five Guys
Now let's talk about my good pal B Taff Supreme
Voice for top trending and the host of his very own live stream!
Oh look, good it's another episode of Darkest Dungeon
Kids pay attention, that's what we call beating a horse with a bludgeon
"But indeimaus, you're wrong, he does so much more than that!"
Well you're right, at least he's not manager of a fucking laundromat I'm just 'joshing' around, but before I finish up this verse,
Use code BAER and get some Madrinas
Best coffee in the universe!
Forget about that chicken, next up is the hard boiled egg
But what can I really roast him on that hasn't already been said?
Maybe that his whole career is based around a naked baby crying?
I could make a joke about career suicide, but that wouldn't be satisfying.
Let's he honest here, Ryan's future looks pretty bright
The only thing holding him back is his ability to aim down sight
But I guess that's why he's starting to enjoy his time in Fortnite
Where the only skill required is having two hands and eyesight
Now listen up ladies and gentlemen, the court is in session
The only good to come from Judge Mathas is this facial expression
Now I'm not saying his content is similar to those at normal boots
He just happens to talk about old gam- oh nevermind here come the lawsuits
My boy mike loves collecting old boxed PC games too!
Oh look, a cease and decease from Lazy Game Reviews
But don't worry pal, I'm right there with you; we're all just monkeys When you come to my channel, it just redirects you to videogamedunkeys
The last member of the crew makes me rock lee smile.
He doesn't care about gameplay; oh BUT THE ARTISTIC STYLE!
But indeimaus his playstation 2 lineup is oh so impressive!
It's more like possessive, it's really making me depressive.
And you don't want to get him started on the big ol Nintendo
Just put the video on mute and open something in a new window
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► Amazing Thumbnail Art - @JustinNichols66