Not not licking toads

While in Queensland running a Promoclass, KrackerJak licked multiple poisonous cane toads and in his delirious state, tried to work around the rules of his mandated wrestling retirement by sneaking onto United Pro Wrestling's show with an unconvincing luchadore disguise. Fortunately, Krackers' ruse was uncovered when his hallucinations caused him to accidentally swap his trunks with his mask and his battle-scarred genitalia fell out of the mask's mouth hole.