Sorry about the hiatus, life has been busy very recently! I hope to be updating more regularly though!
Since I've been gone, the new major developments are my increasingly prominent double chin, wayyy thicker thighs, fatter ass, and chunkier love handles! Needless to say I adore all of them ? I'm also starting to really feel like a fat girl- I get out of breath after a single flight of stairs and I get chub rub whenever I walk too far!
Today I've eaten 4 slices of french toast, 6 slices of bacon, 4 poptarts, half a pack of oreos, half a gallon of chocolate milk, a (homemade!) eggplant parm sub, nachos, half a gallon of sweet tea, and now 2 pints of icecream! I'm so bloated but it feels so good to have such a full belly!