REAL MERMAID sightings footage caught on tape! (Swimming with whales, Southern Ocean.)

REAL MERMAID sightings footage caught on video tape! (Found alive, swimming and communicating with whales, Southern Ocean.) These breathtaking images (3 in total) of a unmistakably real mermaid, were taken recently at a secret location in the cool waters of the Southern Ocean, some 70 nautical miles south of Tasmania. The astonishingly beautiful and graceful mermaid shared an affinity with the whales and seemingly communicated with them (for centuries the world has pondered the existence of these legendary creatures; indeed the tribal aboriginal peoples of Southern Tasmania have ancient artwork and stories telling of these exquisite aquatic wonders). The experienced French underwater adventurer and photographer who took the image was wearing a custom 20mm thickness wetsuit so as not to freeze in the 9 degree water. He claimed that the experience of swimming with a mermaid – and the southern right whales – as “the most incredibly amazing event of my lifetime!”. Many thanks for watching, Lionel J. Theodore (Chief Administrator) The music -- called "Silver Blue Light" -- was composed by the very talented and gracious Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100718 AND AS ALWAYS, WE WELCOME ANY PHOTOS, FOOTAGE, RUMOURS OR TIPS YOU MAY WANT TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD. SEND THEM TO US DIRECT VIA YOUTUBE PM! THANKS VERY MUCH IN ADVANCE.) ***PLEASE READ***: Friends, please note that most content shown is either faked or grossly altered or exaggerated for dramatic effect. Yes, this is essentially an entertainment and parody/comedy channel -- and we sincerely hope that you appreciate that and enjoy the experience! (In case anyone is unintentionally offended, let me assure you that 105.72% of all videos in this particular genre are either beat-ups, hoaxes, scams, or fakes. We're simply being honest, and should probably be applauded, or, at the very least, subscribed to. Many thanks again!)