S-TOWN Podcast - John B's Finest Rant

We ain’t nothin' but a nation o' goddamn chicken shit, horse shit, tattletale, pissy-ass, whiny, fat, flabby, out-o'-shape, Facebook-lookin', damn.. twerkfest, peekin' out the windows, and slippin' around listenin' in on the cell phones, and spyin' in the peephole, and peepin' in the crack under the goddamn door, and listenin' into the fuckin' sheetrock. Ya know, Mr. Putin, please show some fuckin' mercy. I mean come on, drop a fuckin' bomb, won’t you? *Sigh* I gotta have me some tea. photo courtesy of dailymail audio from Chapter V of S-TOWN