STDs: Gotta Catch 'Em All! - brentalfloss

Buy the single on iTunes! Spread it like baby cream! http://itunes.com/brentalfloss Special thanks to Underbelly for their help in making this video look pretty! http://youtube.com/underbellyshow Buy the brentalfloss CD on iTunes! http://itunes.com/brentalfloss Follow me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/brentalfloss Check out BRENTALFLOSS: THE COMIC! http://brentalfloss.com/comic Like my Facebook page? http://j.mp/brentalfacebook Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff (below) http://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com/album/the-super-secret-ep Also, special thanks to Glenn, Amber, Armen, and everyone who was in the room when I wrote the original draft of this tune last October at AAC! Poliwhirl played by BJ Thorne Jigglypuff & Mom played by Justin Silverman Additional vocals by Stephanie Holmes Editing by Shawn Caple Production oversight by Underbelly Lyrics by brentalfloss ---------------------------------- LYRICS I wanna get Chlamydia! Like no one's ever had! Herpes inside my butt, and every kind of crab! Humping strangers July to June, spreading my baby cream I'm gonna set a record soon, it's always been my dream! (STDs! Gotta catch em all!) Across the map, I'll give and receive the clap [CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP] Oh, so come on down and take a tour through scabie-town (STDs!) Yeah! Like HPV, Hepatitis A B & C! I do you and you do me, STDs! Gotta catch em all! Gotta catch em all! Jizz! My collection comes back in spades from Tokyo to Prague I invented canc-syphill-aids and gave it to your dog! (Sorry) Hey, is Lupus and STD? In that case, I will pass! Is Ebola an STD? Haha-you bet your bloody ass! (STDs! Gotta catch em all!) Get on your knees, I'll give you mad cow disease! (STDs!) Oh my heart is yours, it's as open as my sores! (STDs!) My balls are blue, and purple and orange too! By the way it's time you knew: I poked your mom! Gotta catch em all! Gotta catch em all! STDs! ----------------------------------