It's that time of year again... no, not Christmas (at least not yet)... it's EXAM PERIOD! Which, in reality, means "procrastinate by making parodies of studying instead of studying!"
So here is my parody of The Music of the Night, aptly named "Study In The Night"
Lyrics:
Night time sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs, promoting memorization
MAP kinase kinase phosphorylates MAP kinase
Slowly, gently stats unfurls its splendor
T-score, Z-score, Type II is 1 minus Power
Turn your face away from distractions of today
Turn your thoughts away from League of Legends fights
And study to the music of the night
Open your eyes and surrender to biology
Purge your thoughts of the exams that came before
Open your eyes, memorize kinetochores
And you'll ace as you've never aced before
Softly, deftly, p-chem shall surround you
Enthalpy, entropy, in state one and state two
Open up your mind, let derivatives unwind
In this darkness which you know you cannot fight
The cat could be dead or could be alright
Let your mind start a journey to biochemistry
So many pathways to discover and explore
Let big H squared be broad-sense heritability
Only VG divided by VP
Floating, falling, down the electron transport chain
Pumping protons, so ATP can fuel your brain
Let the dream begin, let REM sleep set in
To consolidate the facts we've studied right
The power of studying in the night
Some people can study when it's light
I can only study in the night