The Hedgehog Song (w/ bass version) - Discworld

The Discworld Song, author unknown, with added bass by tuLL It was inspired by and from the Discworld series. Lyrics: Oh... you can do it a sheep if you lead it astray, or with a chicken, just part of the way With a lion if you have that much pride or with an elephant, if you're rather wide. You can with a grizzly if you give him a hug or with a bullfrog if you give him a bug with a giraffe you can stand on a chair, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all The hedgehog can never be buggered at all, buggered at all, buggered at all x2 you can do it with a hen cos an egg'll fit in or with a worm if you're pointy and thin With a snake if you're incredibly long with a gorilla if you're really that strong with a boa constrictor if he's your main squeeze with a big German Shepherd if you don't mind the fleas You can with a snail, if you slow to a crawl but the Hedgehog can never be buggered at all You can do it With a cow if you're feeling in udder disgrace With an alligator if you like toothy grins on your face With a bat if you're gifted with wings with a magpie if you like shiny things With a cheetah if you love rather fast A donkey if you like a good old kick in the ass.... With an octopus if suction is your game but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all