The Sunburn Song (WARNING for Memorial Day)

FREE mp3: http://www.rhettandlink.com/sunburn Lyrics: I went to the beach for memorial day cause memorial day is the time for beach play (yah-uh-ya). got a towel, got a bucket, got a spot in the sand. don't got no sunscreen...I got a base-tan (I already been to the lake man--just last weekend.) I got me raft that holds a drink on each side. and I set my self to drift ... in the riptide (in the wind... you can probably guess where this is going) 4 hours later and a quarter-mile out I awaken when i hear my girlfriend shout...baby come back, i don't want to lose you to the seas. I return. she said you need to put a shirt on baby, thats not gonna happen Tshirts at the beach are for old people or husky children she said look what happens when i touch your skin- it turns white, then it turns right back red again. thats just my tan sinking in....but you are right...it is doing that. i lost track of time! layin in the sunlight I, I I, I I hurt I, I I, I'm sunburnt. don't touch me. don't touch me. don't touch me--no! don't touch me or I'm gonna have to kill you. and it'll hurt me more that it hurts you--cause i'm sunburnt. I'm either gonna call in sick. or go to work shirtless. do you think my boss will notice if I go to work shirtless? I'm a bank teller....can you pass the aloe vera?