Third Age Total War - The Life of an Orc

The life of an Orc is a sad story. Most males need food to survive and the only food is man-flesh because Sauron is a selfish, morbidly obese who steals all the McDonalds at Barad-Dur. Unfortunately, Orcs are so ugly that Gondorians can't stand the sight of them and kill them on sight. These poor Orcs see an army of food ahead of them, but little do they know that a flight of 2000 arrows is also on the menu...