Trump Hump The Chair Song

This is sorta the anti-shimmy song. It's depressing. (note: this is yesterday's song. I made it last night and left it to upload, and I only saw the upload failed this morning) Everybody knows to stay away From the Grabby Grabby Pumpkin man Give him a wide berth or he will hurt you With his tiny hands He’ll sneak up behind you To try to remind you That he is an alpha male Hi there! If you're new around these parts, welcome. I'm Jonathan Mann. I write a song every single day, and I've been doing that for the last 7+ years. Through sick days, tired days, days with no inspiration, the death of my grandma, the breakup of a 5 year long relationship, the marriage to my wife and the birth of our son - I've never missed a day. This is my life's work. You can see my most current song, as well as songs from year's past over at http://songaday.org If you want to support me in my Song A Day quest, there are several ways!. I have many albums for sale on Bandcamp: http://jonathanmann.bandcamp.com You can also support me in a more sustainable way by becoming a subscriber on Bandcamp or joining of 130 other folks and backing me on Patreon: http://patreon.com/jonathanmann You can listen hear my albums on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2JJuzwVeuU7RhIhw7TGbNR And listen to all of Song A Day on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4O4Rkb6K3ppeXyVvD6zBJA