Warrior Jesus

Little Jesus was a' playin' in the playground when another little boy came up to him. He said, "Jesus, I have heard that you're a pussy." & he socked ol' Jesus right across the chin. Little Jesus he did not flinch or falter. Did not appease, surrender, or cut & run. He beat that boy to death right where he stood, sir. With a rock the size of a hamburger bun. Warrior Jesus is a' rid in' to the rescue. I hear his hoofbeats rollin' through the night. He is riding on a stallion named Blackwater, to slay progressives & to get things right. Well the thing that Jesus hated most was taxes. He hated to be punished for success. He said, "Whenever I think I got more money, I'm always somehow always winding up with less." He said, "Why should I have to support somebody who doesn't work & lays around all day? Why should I have to be my brother's keeper, if I'm not even sure if he's not gay?" Warrior Jesus is a'ridin' to the rescue, he's kicking' ass & then he's takin' names. I hope for your sake you're on the right side sir. 'Cause Warrior Jesus isn't playing games. Jesus also did not like illegals, he said, "Why can't we build a bigger fence? These invaders they will not even learn English, & in my neighborhood they're driven' down the rents. He does not believe in Global Warming. He knows on the face of it it's absurd. He knows that Man can never alter Nature. If you don't believe him, go ask a Dodo Bird. Jesus was a'really sick of walking'. Schleppin' over each & every hill. He prayed his people would soon invent for him a Hummer & would hurry up & drill oh baby drill. Say,"Hello" to American Jesus! He's New, Improved & doesn't take no shit! You are either with him or against him. Make your peace or he'll pop you like a zit.