Who is Cowen Hames?

A storytelling of the alleged speedrun legend, Cowen Hames, as told by Ryan "Goose" White. For more information on the topic, start by reading Cowen's speedrunwiki article: http://speedrunwiki.com/Cowen_Hames "The Legend of Cowen Hames" Parody video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpDa67fqaJg "Ocarina of Time any% 15:36" Parody video: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x16e9lt_darklight93-ocarina-of-time-speedrun-in-15-36_videogames Bismuth's conversation with Cowen in 2012: http://pastebin.com/mCD4wjXe The r/speedrun thread which inspired this video: https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3i6tte/who_exactly_is_cowen_hames/