WPW Presents Christmas in January

Oh the merriment, the joy and cheer, Christmas in January is finally here! A special gift we bring to you. It's Leather Daddy Vs. Devastator 2. Grab your sled and the Christmas goose. As you hear those sleigh bells jingle, The anticipation makes you tingle. Candy canes and Christmas lights, It's almost here, just two more nights! What's that present in Santa's sack? It's Ray Rosas! He's come back! So join us for a night not ordinary, It's Christmas in January! Before you tuck your kids in bed With visions of sugarplum fairies in their head, The WPW elves wish to bring you this, A holly, jolly treat they won't want to miss! A monster who loves to tickle and laugh Will wrestle a winged, three-headed giraffe! It's almost here! And what do I spy in the air, Santa's reindeer? Wait, that's Gregory "Shmegory" Sharpe whizzing in With his bi-plane to go for the pin. Oh look, readying her sleigh, for in less than a week, She'll defend the Mid-Card Championship. It is the DARK Sheik. Christmas in January! We will build snowmen and all be merry. Where Sexy Chino will scrap and dance To get his title back- he may have a chance. Unless, of course, Ricotta Flair, that nogoodnik, With the help of his henchmen, pulls a dastardly trick. So join us soon for this classic tale. It's the season of miracles, can good prevail? 'Tis the joyous time of year For season's greetings and good cheer. For tinsel, stockings, a gingerbread man, And a match with a frying pan. To our hero, will we say goodbye Or is it so long for the sassy bad guy?