Zanderflex: Bottoms Up

In his quieter moments, Elliot Zanderflex has always revealed his shortcomings to women, in the hopes that they'll recognize his bleeding-heart honesty and reassure him that he is worthy of love despite his failings as a person. In his louder moments, he can be found drunkenly humping drywall in an abandoned parking garage, blasting the live version of Def Leppard's "Photograph" from a 2004 flip phone speaker.