THE TWELVE STAINS OF TRUMP'S MESS - A Christmas Parody | Don Caron

Executive Producers Sally Headley and Jerry Pender Written and performed by Don Caron Location provided by Cozy Rain - Check them out here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfak21UYFUer7Nhucu3CuJA To help keep Parody Project alive and functioning, please visit https://parodyproject.com/supportus Parody Project Store: https://parodyproject.com/shop To become a Patron of Parody Project please visit our Patreon Page https://www.patreon.com/parodyproject You can sign up to our mailing list on our website so you don't miss any of our new posts. https://parodyproject.com/subscribe/ LYRICS for The Twelve Stains of Trump's Mess Don Caron In the first stain of Trump’s mess after election loss, he called for mail-in ballots to be tossed. In the second stain of Trump’s mess he said he won’t concede, filing several lawsuitswhile his willing cultish party all agreed. In the third stain of Trump’s mess Joe Biden won, Trump said ...because of all the rigging still with zero frigging evidence provided, just debris of anecdotes inside his head. In the fourth stain of Trump’s mess conspiracy he churned. Dominion switched the votes from Trump over to Biden Ballots they’d been hidin’. He demands the whole thing to be overturned. In the fifth stain of Trump’s mess he wanted votes thrown out - Toss them in the trash then name him the winner Legislate defectors pick some new electors And they slurp it up like water in a drought. In the sixth stain of Trump’s mess his legal team decides to hold a quick press conference - with no evidence proclaiming widespread fraud rehashing crazy theories lawsuits get dismissed And the courts imply it’s time that they desist. In the seventh stain of Trumps mess Sidney Powell’s fired Too crazy for the party that’s some serious crazy - kicked out of the nut house too whacked out for whack jobs but okay with Lou Dobbs how she convolutes and she goes ahead and files more lawsuits In the eighth stain of Trump’s mess he tries a different tack. Calls on the FBI and then the DOJ wondering why they don’t - have something more to say “Tremendous cheating here” Kemp turns him down Raffensberger too And his cult still hangs on every word as true. In the ninth stain of Trump’s mess safe harbor comes and goes. Supreme Court of Nevada rules on the data appeal to overturn entire State’s election - lacking “factual findings” Now it’s 40 cases that have been dismissed by courts of law wherein the message simply isn’t able tor sink in. In the tenth stain of Trump’s mess Texas made a move suing Pennsylvania 18 states joined in to claim it was unjust that Pennsylvania made their voting more robust - Oh, what an awful thing. 100 reps from Congress threw in their support to overturn the vote and they sent their claim straight to the Highest Court in the eleventh stain of Trump’s mess Trump tweets he’ll intervene in the Texas suit Meanwhile down in Arizona another is dismissed for citing “baseless claims” the judges getting pissed - and still no evidence West Virginia is the final state to certify results So it’s over but don’t try to tell his cult In the twelfth stain of Trump’s mess he throws a hissy fit Supreme Court shuts him down throws out the Texas case doesn’t even hear it slaps him in the face Cult wants to secede the party to destroy I say just have at it. - that we would enjoy then Then, right on schedule the electors voted to much crying and lament and he still thinks he will be the president. HISTORY OF THE ORIGINAL SONG "The Twelve Days of Christmas" is an English Christmas carol that describes in the manner of a cumulative song a series of increasingly numerous gifts given on each of the twelve days of Christmas (the twelve days that make up the Christmas season, starting with Christmas Day and continuing to the Feast of the Epiphany). The song, published in England in 1780 without music as a chant or rhyme, is thought to be French in origin. The standard tune now associated with it is derived from a 1909 arrangement of a traditional folk melody by English composer Frederic Austin, who introduced the familiar prolongation of the verse "five gold rings" (now often "five golden rings"). The earliest known version of the lyrics was published in London under the title "The Twelve Days of Christmas sung at King Pepin's Ball", as part of a 1780 children's book, Mirth without Mischief.[ Subsequent versions have shown considerable variation: In the earliest versions, the word "on" is not present at the beginning of each verse—for example, the first verse begins simply "The first day of Christmas". On was added in Austin's 1909 version, and became very popular thereafter. In the early versions "my true love sent" me the gifts. However, a 20th-century variant has "my true love gave to me"; this wording has become particularly common in North America.